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Post by *~+Flamey+~* on Jun 25, 2007 12:58:40 GMT -5
When you sit at a desk the desk will be angry. Think about it, would you like to be sat on? How do you think the desk feels, huh?
What happens when a cymbal-playing monkey eats a peanut?
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Post by Slashy on Jun 25, 2007 13:01:28 GMT -5
It drops its cymbals to eat the peanut.
Do birds nibbling on your ear frighten you?
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Post by *~+Flamey+~* on Jun 25, 2007 13:03:56 GMT -5
Only if the bird has teeth like a dinosaur.
Do cats like to help you type or just like hindering peoples progress?
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Post by Slashy on Jun 25, 2007 15:44:50 GMT -5
They like to help you type, but unfortunately most don't have the mental capacity to learn and remember which letters go where, so they end up hindering progress. =)
Do people throw gum on the ground just so others will step in it?
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Post by *~+Flamey+~* on Jun 25, 2007 15:47:10 GMT -5
No, they want to feed the pigeons.
Why do pigeons eat everuthing?
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Post by Slashy on Jun 25, 2007 15:55:55 GMT -5
Because pidgeons are the hobos of the bird world, so they kind of have to.
What is a perfect world?
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Post by *~+Flamey+~* on Jun 25, 2007 16:06:00 GMT -5
A world with mountains made of cheesecake. (Can you tell that I'm craving cheesecake?)
What is the worst world you can imagine?
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Post by Slashy on Jun 25, 2007 16:30:04 GMT -5
A world where there are no Canadians. They're the entertainment source of Earth, ya know?
What would you do if I burst your bubble right now?
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Post by *~+Flamey+~* on Jun 25, 2007 16:31:41 GMT -5
I would turn into a flying monkey and latch onto your head with a burning stick in my hand, waving the stick around and shouting that I was the queen of the world.
What would happen if I poked you?
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Post by Slashy on Jun 25, 2007 16:33:37 GMT -5
I would smack you upside the head (I seriously do that to people if they poke me).
If I gave you an iPod with a bunch of non-deletable crappy songs on it, what would you do to it? (not me, the iPod)
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Post by *~+Flamey+~* on Jun 25, 2007 16:39:10 GMT -5
I would take apart the iPod, see how it works, buy new music-saving soft ware, put it in, down load all new music onto it, and use the iPod.
If I gave you a broken calculator, what would you do with it?
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Post by Brackenthorn on Jun 25, 2007 20:57:12 GMT -5
(First, when i saw the title it grabbed my attention.) Definetly not use it in math class. If I gave you 2 concert tickets to the hotest band ever but the concert was last week, what would you do?
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Post by Slashy on Jun 25, 2007 21:57:39 GMT -5
I'd keep the tickets to show off to my friends and then catch the concert on YouTube later.  If I gave you my birds (all four of 'em), what would you do with them once I was gone? |
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Post by *~+Flamey+~* on Jun 25, 2007 22:20:20 GMT -5
I'd give them to my friend that has three birds already and no cats.
If I gave you a letter that insulted you, what would you do?
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Post by Slashy on Jun 27, 2007 19:48:42 GMT -5
I would send one just as insulting and it would give you anthrax disease.  If I threw a razor at you, would it hit you? |
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