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Post by Slashy on Feb 2, 2008 3:53:13 GMT -5
That's where the army's penguin spies have been staying, but they're invisible so you couldn't see them there. These penguins are so cold they froze reality into the form of ice circles in your backyard. That usually means that you have cake in your house somewhere that the army hasn't approved of, and that you should send a piece to the government. Preferably to the president. Preferably with poison in it. But, that's also a waste of perfectly good cake, and the US government doesn't deserve such a treat. Especially not from Flamey.
Why is the formula for the volume of a prism V=BH?
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Post by .:☆utmn:. on Feb 2, 2008 18:49:23 GMT -5
Because it looks easier to understand than V=.0153+P(BH)-2/14 (I just made that up...)
Why don't people that work at Starbucks get paid in coco beans?
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Post by Slashy on Feb 2, 2008 22:56:30 GMT -5
Because they aren't Oompa Loompas, and would much rather have money than coco beans.
What would happen if you turned off the water in a water slide?
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Post by .:☆utmn:. on Feb 2, 2008 23:02:53 GMT -5
You wouldn't go "whoosh" and your butt would get a rash.
Why do clicky pens click?
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Post by Slashy on Feb 3, 2008 18:35:39 GMT -5
Because if they didn't click it would be the Apocalypse. A-durr. Why do people say they're head over heels? Isn't your head always over your heels?
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Post by Shadey-la on Feb 4, 2008 18:23:37 GMT -5
Not if your an acrobat, then your heels could be.... anywhere from your head. Maybe the term started out because the first time a guy fell in love, he tripped and made a faceplant, and that's what happens when you're in love. ;D *oh, that had to hurt someone*
Why are hearts draw like ♥; when in reality they have a much more.. unattractive.. form?
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Post by Slashy on Feb 5, 2008 7:13:12 GMT -5
Because... No one likes how the other form looks. Seriously, would you want this on your chest? >>; Didn't think so. Why do balloons pop when they touch the grass but not when you poke them with a needle?
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Post by Shadey-la on Feb 6, 2008 19:36:56 GMT -5
Because they are quite odd that way. The grass is sharper than the needle, obviously. (j/k)
p.s., that would be a sweet shirt to wear, and shows you what the real deal is like!
Are tomatoes a fruit or vegetable? (I think fruit)
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Post by Slashy on Feb 7, 2008 7:36:21 GMT -5
Fruits, but they've always wanted to be vegetables. They convinced most of the humans under the age of seven that they are vegetables because that way they don't get eaten.
Why is my retainer trying to eat me? o.O;
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Post by .:☆utmn:. on Feb 9, 2008 21:32:39 GMT -5
Because it's hungry XD
Why don't certain months have 32 days?
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Post by Slashy on Feb 10, 2008 3:04:06 GMT -5
Because 32 is a preposterous number. 31 is on the border of being preposterous, which is why only a few months have 31 days. February is also shorter than the others to compensate for the extra days.
Tuesday?
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Post by Scriptheart on Jun 25, 2008 23:04:28 GMT -5
Desks look like toilets.
Why jello jiggle?
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Fweph
Kitty-pet
BOO.
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Post by Fweph on Oct 17, 2009 20:08:09 GMT -5
jello jiggle juggles nervous.
why talk this like words missing/badly so placed?
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